July 2012
what if you dialled a wrong number and a band member picked up
then it wasn’t the wrong number
i just saw porn on my dash and gagged
gagged on what?
i was just watching the men’s synchro when my dad walked in
he looked at the tv and saw:
and then he looked back at me, then looked back at the tv and saw:
then me again, and then to the tv one last time:
then he just walked away without saying anything
well that was really awkward
exit the womb they said
life would be great they said
- model: *breathes*
- tyra banks: i remember once when i was 19, i had to breathe too, i understand your struggle
at a supermarket
- mom: ok u wait in line i forgot to get the milk
- me: ok
- me:
- me:
- me:
- me: mom where are you please
- me: mom please the line is moving fast
- me: mom i cant breathe where r u it's almost my turn
- employee: next
- me:
- employee:
- me: faints
